There's really no other way to review a collection of mini-games besides going through them all.
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There's still a little response delay, so you better hope your reflexes work about a quarter of a second before you think they do, but there is now full one-to-one motion control, which I'm sure will be of great interest to all the third-party developers as they program their mandatory Wiimote waggle quicktime events. And when you slide the Wiimote erotically into the flexible rubber sheath and push the attachment into the moist, quivering slot, you too will sprout a big, fat hard-on for the Wii's rebirth. Woooo! Yay! Wii Sports Resort! Now poor people can play Wii instead of going on real holiday! Also woo yay, Wii MotionPlus! It only took three years for the fucking thing to start doing what it was always supposed to do, but living in the past is for squares, daddy-o. So in the name of winning back my lost audience, this review of Wii Sports Resort will contain nothing but absolute praise and possibly some child pornography. I do tend to overstate that the Wii is a shiny, white spunk bubble sweating out from beneath the yellow teeth of a crack whore. So I guess I've got terrible taste and I'm probably also a pedophile." And I guess 'Whoever-he-was' had a point.
I'm obviously very passive-aggressive as well, but mainly it's because you keep ragging on my beloved Wii. I don't remember their exact wording, but it went something like: "I am an absolute cretin who can't tell a good thing from a stick up my arse. Recently we received a mail from someone (whose name I forget) explaining that they were going to stop watching Zero Punctuation.
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